GG Hasler

Andreas Hasler works through compliance reviews at a rate that briefly broke the reporting tool, which now carries an axis named after him. He grew up over the family stationery shop and has kept a stationery-shop tidiness about everything, including his opening rolls. At weekends he referees junior football, quickly. Every match he plays goes into a spreadsheet: opponent, length, result, one column for the time taken and one, inevitably, labelled with his own name, which tracks how far each performance sat from his usual. He has shown it to two people. Both of them asked for a copy and neither has been sent one. The column exists because he wanted to know whether he was drifting, and he was not.