GG Cooper

Noah Cooper surveyed the reef for four decades, work that consists largely of counting the same square of seabed until the number means something, and he retired with a filing cabinet nobody else wanted. The habit survived. He keeps a tally of how many times each opponent has hit him, by member, going back to whenever they first met, and at some point in a match he will tell you your figure. He is not scoring the rivalry. He simply finds it interesting that some people hit him twice as often as others, and he would like to know why. Nobody has ever given him a satisfying answer, and he has begun to suspect the explanation is simply that some people are braver.