GG Delić

Amina Delić conducted trams for four decades and was taught to play online by her grandchildren, taking to it with a speed that alarmed all of them. She opens every match the same way, with the fare: a figure, announced, in the flat voice of somebody who said it forty times an hour for forty years, and it goes up if she thinks you are going to be slow. Nobody pays anything. It is a joke she has made several thousand times and has no intention of retiring. She plays chips with the same grandchildren every Sunday and beats them often enough to be insufferable about it. One opponent has started replying with a destination, which she regards as the finest thing to happen all season.