GG Almeida

Pedro Almeida runs a beach bar on the sand at Salvador and calls your next roll out loud before you throw it, every time, with total confidence and almost no accuracy. He has kept no tally of how often he is right, though the honest number is not high, and losing the guess never once slows him down before the next one. Regulars have started calling the numbers back at him just to see how wrong he can be, which he treats as the better half of the entertainment. He pours, predicts, serves a drink and gets back to the board still talking. A bad roll draws the same shrug he gives a wrong guess, and he is already calling the next one.